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But he didn't end up voicing them since French-Canadian accents sound ultimately retarded. Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Say it nine times fast. A winner is you. Gay faggot guido from No matter where this asshole goes, he's always getting some boon.

How does he assassins creed encyclopedia it!? Is it the fagstain on his lip?


Only time will tell. His gay lover is Leonardo da Vinci, whom he shares passionate stares with every cutscene. Then there's the touching.

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Always the touching, patting, whatever you may call it. It's gay and needs to stop. Every male character in the game has at least one spank or indirect hug from Ezio. Speaking of faggot, he can't seem to remember his assassins creed encyclopedia name, which turns out to be quite-a-surprise.

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Ezio has a shitty cape. Oh yeah, and he has TWO dicks instead of one.

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This assfuck is someone assassins creed encyclopedia for drawing shitty things with his own spooge and puke, and for inventing some epic flying machine that actually works.

In the ancient years ofsure.


This guy also translates your hate mail for you, to make some weird-ass map out of it to a secret dungeon. You get to carry his sex toys art to your crackhouse and then stare at it for two hours, wondering why the fuck you have it in your house. This guy also makes your "hidden blades", like those things assassins creed encyclopedia the first game.

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After Altair gets on the tower he decides to fuck the living hell out of assassins creed encyclopedia chick he was chasing, assuming that's how your family started or something. Yeah, we go from Middle-Durka-Durka to fucking Guidovilleyears into the future as well.

This game is a serious mindfuck.